5 O' Clock Somewhere | Swede's Real Estate

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These two homes, Sunny and 75 and Old Blue Chair, combined sleep 54 comfortably with eight master suites between the two of them. There are four main suites per house with king beds and ensuite baths. Each home also has a bunk room with private bathrooms. You will find a private pool and custom lounge chairs on each deck, dual refrigerators in each kitchen, stainless steel appliances, and custom sectionals for plenty of seating inside. For your convenience, the homes also offer high speed internet, sand showers, and a cargo lift. These two homes are joined together by a walkway.

Small dogs (under 35 pounds) are allowed with pet fee. All Swedes Real Estate vacation rentals are non-smoking properties. Swedes does not rent to guests under 25 years of age.

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Amenities 7

Air Conditioning
Beach
Grill
Internet Access
Kitchen
Pool
Washer/Dryer

Reviews 5 (4)

Amazing Property

We have used Swede's Real Estate for several years when staying at Crystal Beach. The staff are friendly and make the booking and check in process so easy. This year was no exception. The properties were amazing. The homes were clean and well maintained. This property is amazing for a larger group. The Pools were clean and the grounds well kept. We will be booking this property again.
Anonymous from Mullin - Posted: 6/15/2026

Property Review

Our stay was great. We noticed that one of the upstairs homes 867 had mold on the shower curtain lining, so we had to remove the curtain and purchase another curtain. Other than that, the homes were beautiful and met our expectations.
Anonymous from Houston - Posted: 4/28/2025

Our group LOVED this place so much!

A group of 20-25 teachers/instructors attended our annual work retreat to prepare for our summer work; retreat was held this year at 5 O'clock Somewhere. What a hit it was! We had plenty of room to bed down, gather in small groups, prepare whole group meals. Many have already asked if the annual January retreat can be at the same place next year. Clean, beautiful, well kept, perfect for our group in every way. Very grateful to have found!
Anonymous from Houston - Posted: 2/8/2025

Perfect spot for large groups!

We are a group of 6 families that vacation together annually for Labor Day. It is often challenging to find a house/houses that afford a bed for everyone, enough bathrooms, refrigerator space, etc. These two houses were perfect! They had a king bed for every adult, and ample bunks for every child! The two refrigerators in each house meant we didn't have to keep drinks in coolers, and the pools and short distance to the beach were amazing. Check in and out was easy and convenient. The only suggestion I have that would enhance our stay would have been nicer melamine or plastic plate and glassware (especially for adult beverages), but I understand these are beach houses and glass can be tricky. We are already planning to book next year because our stay was so great!
Anonymous from Dallas - Posted: 9/3/2024

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